PAX Centurion - November / December 2015

Page 30 • PAX CENTURION • November/December 2015 617-989-BPPA (2772) I hydrated with MapleWater after working out. It tasted gross, but I smelled like Mrs. Butterworth’s. H H H H H H H H H H H H H Do you know what the difference between “Whisky” and “Whis- key” is? ...the spelling. H H H H H H H H H H H H H Florida, go for the sun, then spend all day inside with theA/C blasting complaining about how hot it is out… H H H H H H H H H H H H H If you have a backpack, and you place it on backwards onto your chest, what’s it called? H H H H H H H H H H H H H How is it that in every other job in the world, the introduction of new technology makes the end user’s job easier, sometimes to the detriment of the worker, as jobs are lost. Which brings me to the new report/complaint/arrest system put in place by the Department: None of these programs interface, reports disappear into the ether, the sys- tem is rife for corruption, and Officers are tied up (average 2-3 hours) waiting for a verified booking sheets and approved report before they can even submit the Electronic Complaint. The new system also generates an inordinate amount of paperwork, with rumored reports of complaints being sent to Court in excess of 300 pages. All this keeps Officers from the street, and considering how thin we are, is this necessary? H H H H H H H H H H H H H It seems like Obama wants stricter background checks on U.S. Citizens looking to exercise their Second Amendment RIGHTS than on Syrian refugees. H H H H H H H H H H H H H Tony Lepore, a retired Providence cop, known worldwide as the Dancing Policeman, has entertained shoppers every Christmas season directing traffic for over 25 years. That is, except this year. It seems Officer Lepore (Ret.) took exception to a Dunkin’Donuts employee who wrote #blacklivesmatter on the cup he served to a Rhode Island cop. Lepore organized a protest, and after pushback and threats from the #BLM crowd, he was told Providence would not be hiring him this year. East Providence immediately stepped up, and told Tony he was welcome there, but #BLM used the same tactics, and as of press time, the “Dancing Policeman” will not be busting any moves in Rhode Island. Where is the outrage from theACLU, DOJ, or evenAARP that a Senior Citizen is being bullied and shamed over expressing his First Amendment rights, the same as these protesters? H H H H H H H H H H H H H Florida, go for the sun, then show up at the beach in a long shirt and pants with an umbrella. H H H H H H H H H H H H H After another mass shooting in California perpetrated by an adher- ent of the Religion of Peace and his wife (it’s unknown at this time if terror related, yea OK) at a Christmas gathering, left 14 dead and 21 wounded including a cop, Obama is calling for stricter gun control. I agree. We need to keep guns out of the hands of terrorists, the insane/ unstable, and criminals. Let’s start there, before attacking law abid- ing gun owners Mr. President, and you’ll have my support. Here’s a suggestion, begin with Chicago.You know, where gang bangers EXECUTED a nine year old after luring him down an alley because Let it snow… just kidding By P.O. Jay Moccia of a beef with the kid’s daddy.You may not have noticed as there was NOT a huge #blacklivesmatter protest. H H H H H H H H H H H H H Speaking of the Windy City; A white cop has been charged with murder, after shooting a black teen armed with a knife 16 times. It’s the first time in 35 years a cop in Chicago has been charged with murder. What’s unique about this case, (besides the #BLM protest) is Mayor Rahm Emanuel (Obama’s former chief of staff and naked bully) held up release of the video until after he was re-elected. Emanuel has called on the Chicago’s top cop to resign, while angry city residents are calling for his resignation. H H H H H H H H H H H H H ISIS terrorists staged coordinated attacks in Paris which left 130 dead and over 350 wounded. France immediately declared a state of emergency, and began hunting down the surviving terrorists. They also launched large scale air strikes against ISIS targets in Syria. Russian President Vladimir Putin also stepped up his country’s use of force against ISIS after the group downed a Russian jetliner with over 200 onboard. Not to be outdone, Obama claimed the savages were not as big a threat as Global Warming. So, while France and Russia sent countless hundreds off toAllah, Obama says the key to victory over ISIS is driving a Prius and recycling. H H H H H H H H H H H H H After all these attacks both foreign and domestic, the Department STILL refuses to deploy long rifles, shotguns, ballistic shields, and helmets to line units. To quote a veteran officer: “How can I protect the citizens, when I can’t even protect myself?” (Thanks, D). Despite opposition, we need this equipment. It’s not if, it’s WHEN. H H H H H H H H H H H H H For the first time in ages, Governor Charlie Baker will preside over the CHRISTMAS TREE lighting. PC Liberals are swooning. H H H H H H H H H H H H H Ahmed Mohamed, the 14 year old Texas boy who built a clock that resembled a bomb has been named one of Time magazine’s “most influential teens.” He (and his family) is also suing the local school district for $15 million after he was taken into custody and removed from school over the incident. Mohamed was lauded by the President too. Compare this with the kids who were suspended from school for wearing a t-shirt supporting our military with a rifle depicted on it or biting a pop tart into the shape of a gun. The difference? Those kids weren’t MUSLIMS. H H H H H H H H H H H H H Picking up where Eric Holder left off, our newAttorney General, Loretta Lynch has vowed to investigate what she refers to as a “very disturbing rise in anti-muslim rhetoric” after recent terror attacks. Lynch further stated in her speech at a dinner hosted by Muslim Advocates; “my message to the Muslim community is we stand with you in this”… hmmm where have I heard this before? Oh yes, it’s a paraphrase from Obama’s book…Now, let’s be honest, consider- ing this Death Cult has attacked and killed innocents both here and abroad, with nary a whisper in protest fromAmerican Muslims, can’t you see where this is coming from, MadamAG?And by the way, can you tell me how many mosque’s have been burned down in the US since 9/11? H H H H H H H H H H H H H