PAX Centurion - Spring 2019

Page 50 • PAX CENTURION • Spring 2019 617-989-BPPA (2772) A Michigan State religious studies professor is claiming that Americans who practice yoga contribute to “white supremacy, cultural appropriation, and racism”. Where do you even go with something like this? I mean, yoga? Really? Quick history lesson, yoga was developed so that women would be flexible enough to perform the various, ahem, positions in the Kama Sutra (if you don’t know what that is-look it up-this is a family publication!) So why don’t you throw misogyny onto your list too! As a matter of principle, take the whole practice back, but we’re keeping the pants! File this under: Ananda Balasanda… H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H New York Times op-ed writer Bari Weiss posted a story claiming US Olympic Figure Skater Marai Nagasu was “an immigrant who got it done”…only one problem, she was born in California. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H The Trump administration offered a plan to replace some SNAP benefits with a “Harvest Box” of non-perishable food items delivered to their homes. It could potentially save $130 billion over the next ten years. Liberal opponents decried the idea, citing bureaucracy, delivery, and lack of choice…wait, what?And these are the same folks that have proposed the “Green New Deal” (more on that fiasco later). H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Earlier this year, Michigan changed a law making it no longer lawfully acceptable for Police Officers to engage in intercourse with prostitutes during investigations. Talk about an undercover assignment! H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Also in Michigan a man’s jeep was vandalized three times in one month by pranksters who covered it with pizza. Looks like Flint isn’t the only place there something in the water… H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Whenever a liberal says “we need to have this conversation” it always implies a conservative compromise. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Hoda Muthana left Alabama (with a dubious claim to birthright US Citizenship) to join ISIS. She travelled through Turkey to Syria where she joined ISIS and called for attacks on the US. With the defeat of ISIS, she now wishes to “come home.” President Trump and Secretary of State Mike Pompeo have both stated, she will not be allowed into the United States. I mean really, is there anyone who supports this dumb idea? She married not one but two ISIS fighters (both “martyred” during Jihad against the west)and bore a child from one of them. In my opinion if she is allowed to return to the US, it should be to face charges of Treason and be executed, otherwise, honey, remain in the terror-tories you sought out with the ruthless folks you chose to associate with. Maybe ISIS will stone her to death, which would be justice served… H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H After a measles outbreak led to a state of emergency in Washington, most of the cases were traced back to Clark County where more than 30 of those infected had not been vaccinated against measles…now I ask you gentle reader, why? I mean you can’t even send your pup to a kennel without immunization, should children be treated worse than a dog? H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H You know what I love about seeing soccer on the TV? Changing the channel!!! H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Something old, something new By P.O. Jay Moccia With all the Irish Music playing on and around St Paddy’s Day, I found myself wondering…if a bagpiper hit the wrong note, would anyone notice? H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Newest pet peeve… you go out to dinner, have food, drinks then the dessert menu comes – you place an order, and no one else does. Then WITHOUTYOUR PERMISSSION, the server drops off spoons for everyone else at the table when delivering your dessert! Hey kid, they had a chance to order, they didn’t, don’t you dare just assume I’m willing to share, or are you saying I’m fat? You didn’t give me a straw to sample the drink they ordered, did you? Drop my sweets and be gone, if I want to share, I’ll ask you for utensils. File under: Food Aggression. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Some Democrats are openly supporting Socialist Dictator Nicolas Maduro of Venezuela, even as his policies destroy one of the (formerly) richest countries in South America. They cry that “Maduro is the Democratically Elected Leader of his country, and should not be interfered with”…I’m going to let you read that twice…OK? So here’s my question …why aren’t these same Democrats applying this status to OUR duly elected President…Donald Trump? H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Democrats are floating an idea to allow 16 year olds to vote. That’s great news for Trump, I guess he’s getting his wall, I mean if the Dems are looking to enlist 16 year old children (you know, the ones they won’t allow to buy cigarettes, alcohol, get a gun or be sentenced as an adult for felonies they commit) they must know the tide of illegals they’re counting on for votes aren’t coming. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Speaking of our southern border, Libs claim that illegals throwing rocks at Border Patrol Agents is not dangerous. YET they also want teachers and students to fight off school shooters with a bucket of rocks placed in every classroom. I believe the old saw is dumb as a box of rocks, but you get the idea… H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Great jobs I’d love to have: Aruba Weatherman (today 80’s and Sunny, tomorrow 80’s and sunny, everyday 80’s and sunny) NYPD Bee Keeper. You may have seen this elite squad in action over the summer when bees swarmed all over a hot dog cart in Times Square...I bet they even have a cool call sign. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Sen. Elizabeth Warren released her DNA test before announcing her intentions to run for President. I don’t know which one was the bigger joke, but both were full of lies. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Cambridge Residents complained of loud train horns as commuter rail cars blared out warnings at Sherman St crossing in the liberal bastion. It’s a federal regulation that is now being enforced for safety reasons. HAHAHAHAHA…maybe they should build a wall to curb the noise. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H Funny how HQ says wearing a ballcap “makes you look like a security guard” but wearing that yellow vest that makes you look like DPW, garbage man, tow truck driver, Prison road gang, or Parisian Rioter is OK. H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H